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Apr 18, 2014 / 3,779 notes

thecrashcourse:

Reader, it’s Jane Eyre - Crash Course Literature 207

In which John Green teaches you about Charlotte Brontë’s classic coming of age novel, Jane Eyre. Look, we don’t like to make judgement values here, but Jane Eyre is awesome. By which we mean the book is great, and the character is amazing. When Jane Eyre was published in 1847, it was a huge hit. It really hit the controversial balance beautifully, being edgy enough to make news, but still mainstream enough to be widely popular. It was sort of like the Fight Club of it’s day, but not quite as testosterone-fueled. You’ll learn a little about the story, learn about Jane as a feminist heroine, and even get some critical analysis on how Bertha might just be a dark mirror that acts out Jane’s emotional reactions.

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Apr 18, 2014 / 34,472 notes

littlealleybug:

sexrova:

The uncensored version of Diet Mtn Dew (in my opinion the best version of this song).

(…) Hit me my darling tonight
I don’t know why but I like it
Gotta get back to the wild
Give it up give it up
Live it up live it up (…)

(…) Hurt me and tell me you’re mine
I don’t know why but I like it
Scare me my God you’re divine
Gimme them gimme them
Dope and diamonds (…)

this is the fucking best thing I’ve ever heard I’m crying

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suicideblonde:

The Ten Commandments 
Apr 17, 2014 / 478 notes

suicideblonde:

The Ten Commandments 

Exactly one month until the wedding. Necessitates cheesey countdown post, right? #holyshit #engagements #utah #hairnarcicism
Apr 17, 2014 / 4 notes

Exactly one month until the wedding. Necessitates cheesey countdown post, right? #holyshit #engagements #utah #hairnarcicism

tonilstark:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

the-drug-child:

i love this more then i really should

JESUS CHRIST WHY ARE WASPS HIGHER ON THE LIST THAN PRISONERS
PRISONERS AT LEAST HAVE THE CAPACITY TO SIT POLITELY AND CONGRATULATE YOU WASPS ARE THE PHYSICAL INCARNATION OF METATRON’S DICK FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS WITH NO LUBE

That is the best description I have ever heard.

Considering releasing the Kraken at my wedding ceremony?
Apr 17, 2014 / 141,893 notes

tonilstark:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

the-drug-child:

i love this more then i really should

JESUS CHRIST WHY ARE WASPS HIGHER ON THE LIST THAN PRISONERS

PRISONERS AT LEAST HAVE THE CAPACITY TO SIT POLITELY AND CONGRATULATE YOU WASPS ARE THE PHYSICAL INCARNATION OF METATRON’S DICK FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS WITH NO LUBE

That is the best description I have ever heard.

Considering releasing the Kraken at my wedding ceremony?

(via bookoisseur)

What happens to a dream deferred?

Does it dry up
Like a raisin in the sun?

Or fester like a sore—
And then run?

Does it stink like rotten meat?
Or crust and sugar over—
like a syrupy sweet?

Maybe it just sags
like a heavy load.

Or does it explode?

Langston Hughes, Dream Deferred

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Apr 17, 2014 / 18 notes
Apr 17, 2014 / 94 notes
And how could we endure to live and let time pass if we were always crying for one day or one year to come back—if we did not know that every day in a life fills the whole life with expectation and memory and that these are that day?

C.S. Lewis, Out of the Silent Planet

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Apr 16, 2014 / 13 notes
A woman in harmony with her spirit is like a river flowing. She goes where she will without pretense and arrives at her destination prepared to be herself, and only herself.
Maya Angelou (via whatalovelythought)

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Apr 16, 2014 / 17,763 notes
My little sister’s cartoons are better than yours. #turnonthejets #hot
Apr 15, 2014 / 4 notes

My little sister’s cartoons are better than yours. #turnonthejets #hot